he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You know, be my cock's hype man.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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