Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
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