Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
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