To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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