I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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