these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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