so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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