I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
im drinking this country out of the recession.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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