Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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