i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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