i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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