This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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