I'd wear matching sweaters with you
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
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