Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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