dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i just google imaged poop.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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