If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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