question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
vagina is talking i cant
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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