what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so let's talk penis.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
