the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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