3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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