I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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