i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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