What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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