I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
