You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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