if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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