I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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