I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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