How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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