I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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