Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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