Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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