I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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