party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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