i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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