Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
