I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm passing your future prison.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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