i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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