I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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