Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
