Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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