it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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