i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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