Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
