Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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