The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
the condom got lost in my hair
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
