Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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