Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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