is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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