we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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