she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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